eating all the things

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on March 12, 2016

It’s a privilege and honor. I’m deeply grateful every day, to be able to say these few statements, repeatedly, all day long, repeatedly.

-What’s in your mouth?
-That’s not for the baby.
-Open your mouth.
-Ahhhhhh. Lay-loo-yah.
-Thank you, Sweet Pumpkin.
-What’s in your mouth?
-That’s not for the baby.
-Open your mouth.
-Ahhhh. Lay-loo-yah.
-Thank you, Journey Rose Poo. I love you.
-Journey, we don’t touch that.
-That’s not for the baby, but you can play with this.
-Thank you, Precious.
-That’s not for the baby.
-What’s in your mouth?
-Open your mouth.
-Ahh. Lay-loo-yah.
-Thank you, Precious.
-We don’t touch that.
-That’s not for the baby, but you can play with this.
-What’s in your mouth?

*She has attempted to eat a long-dead lizard, Christmas tree pine needles, spider legs, a piece of glass, R2D2, essential oily jar bottle caps, remotes, keys, cords, scripts, and other things that prove she’s super, super smart.

journey eating all the things

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